me after reading endgame spoilers
the human life is a strained and tense one. i envy the life of a smooth rock resting on the beach… warmed by the sun… unaware of the trials and tribulations of sentient life…
do you need to talk
i wish i was a croissant
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what is like…. the Point
making carrie fisher proud
someone finally figured out the meaning of life
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when i say “i don’t like drama” what i really mean is “i don’t want to have my own drama.” your drama, on the other hand,
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Q
Anonymous asked:
What do you have against banjos, Aaron?
A
Banjos make me think of straight boys at house parties who think they’re going to be the next Marcus Mumford.